Rabbiting on, but organically

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Being active on the web means we do attract a lot of junk mail, often from folks who have the secret of increasing turnover/selling more/getting higher in search engines/turning base metal into gold . .

Actually we are not sure of that last one but have probably been offered it more than once.  The ones we like best are the ones which say they can push our site up the Google rankings. The odd thing is that none of their sites are ever highly ranked.

Organic growth?

Some clown keeps telling us we are not getting enough ‘organic traffic and growth’. No, we have no idea what that means either. The only organic thing we have seen recently was a carrot and must admit it did not buy anything from us.

Another reckons they only employ ‘certified professionals’. Something we would not disagree with. . .

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